(Timestamped to when the fun begins)

Apparently timestamping to a livestream doesn't work. My bad

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This fucken thing

please god please

wipe this man from this mortal coil and render him so physically toxic in death as he was in life, that his body must be entombed in lead and placed near a sign that says “what is here repulses us”

Look when you spend $100,000 and get divorced over the thing you need something to tuck the kids in during custody weekends