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​Politician Baffles Nation By Doing Exactly What He Said He Was Going To

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​Are You A Youth Pastor? Here Are 9 Absolutely LIT Illustrations From Video Games For Your Next Sermon

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​Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions

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​Senate Candidate Dr. Oz Promises To Reveal Shocking Secret To Trim Belly Fat If Elected

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​Healthy High School Kid Fakes Mental Illness So He Can Fit In With Everyone Else

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​Man Glad He Has A Day Off Work So He Can Work For Wife Instead

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​San Francisco Walgreens Introduces New Frequent Looter Rewards Punch Card

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​Biden Says Corn Pop's Death Was More Impactful Than MLK's

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​In Statement To Jewish Community, Biden Says Republican Opposition To Voting Bill Is 'Holocaust 2.0'

READ: https://j.mp/3fBvFoK

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​‘Cultural Appropriation Is Wrong,’ Says Dude In A Dress

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​School Sends Separate Email To Parents Every Time A Kid Sneezes

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​Democrats Warn That Republicans Plan To Steal Election By Blocking Democrat Efforts To Steal Election

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​Government Issues New, More Accurate COVID Tests That Are Just A Coin You Flip

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​Trump Fans Excited To Vote For The Guy Who Fast-Tracked Vaccines And Hired Fauci

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​10 Surefire Ways To Get Out Of Wearing A Mask When Someone Tells You To

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/10-surefire-ways-to-avoid-wearing-a-mask-after-being-told-to

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​Oops! Schumer Gives Passionate Speech Defending Filibuster After Accidentally Printing His Speech From Two Years Ago

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-schumer-gives-passionate-speech-defending-filibuster-after-accidentally-printing-his-speech-from-two-years-ago

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​Couple With Joint Facebook Profile's Preferred Pronoun Is 'They'

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​Entire Medical Establishment Threatened By Comedian Who Gets High And Talks About MMA And Aliens

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-medical-establishment-threatened-by-mma-enthusiast-comedian-who-gets-high-and-talks-about-aliens-and-stuff

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​Senile Old Man Spreads Conspiracy Theories About The Efficacy Of Masks, Vaccines

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​Sotomayor Attends Supreme Court Arguments Remotely To Protect Herself From Exposure To Constitution

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/sotomayor-attends-supreme-court-oral-argument-remotely-to-protect-herself-from-exposure-to-constitution

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​Off! Releases Biden Repellent For Kids

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