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​Ben Shapiro DESTROYS 5-Year-Old Who Identifies As An Astronaut

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​Brutal: Other Disciples Gift Peter A Rooster-Crowing Alarm Clock

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​'I'm Elon Musk, I'm Here To Rescue You,' Says Musk While Busting Everyone Out Of Twitter Death Star Detention Level

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​7 Great Alternative Ways To Spread Your Ideas Once You Get Banned From Social Media

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​Leftists Warn That If They Can't Ban Opposing Viewpoints They'd Have To Actually Defend Their Beliefs

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​Roman Soldier Assigned To Guard Tomb Of Some Jewish Carpenter Looking Forward To Uneventful Weekend

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​Biden Makes Deal With Ghost In Historic Ghost Gun Compromise

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​Illegal Immigrants Flee Back To Mexico After Being Dropped Off In Crime-Ridden Wasteland

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​Man Watching Golf Realizes TV Has Been Paused For 20 Minutes

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​Economists Starting To Think Shutting Down The Economy For Two Years May Have Had Some Negative Consequences

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​Racist Twitter Board Declares They Would Rather Go Bankrupt Than Be Owned By An African American

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​Man Announces Sanctions On Wife After She Invades His Side Of Bed Again

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​Satan Releases Statement Declaring Victory Over Jesus

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​Scientists Warn Of Rapidly Spreading 'Musk Derangement Syndrome'

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​Taste Of Pee In A Bottle Improved By Slice Of Lime

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​Salvation Super Spreader Event Traced Back To God Who Refused To Social Distance From Humanity

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​Dems Explain They Don't Want Billionaires Controlling Our Media Unless They're Bezos, Zuckerberg, Gates, Bloomberg, Buffett, Or Soros

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​18-Year-Old Trying To File Her Taxes Wishing Her Teachers Had Spent Less Class Time On Polyqueer Trans Theory

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​Free-Thinking Nonconformist Comes Out As Non-Binary Just Like Every Single One Of Her Friends

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​Due To Inflation, Cost Of Free Speech Rises Sharply To $43 Billion

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​Man Shows Wife How To Close The 8,537 Browser Tabs She Has Open

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