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Want To Be A Secret Service Agent? Here Are The 12 Job Requirements

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Republicans Concerned It’s Going To Be Harder Than Usual To Blow This Election

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-concerned-that-its-going-to-be-harder-than-usual-to-blow-this-election
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'Donald Trump Will Destroy Democracy,' Says Party Nominating Candidate No One Voted For

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Behavioral Scientists Now Believe Feminists Are Always Angry Because They Don't Have A Man To Tell Them To Calm Down

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/behavioral-scientists-now-believe-feminists-are-always-angry-because-they-dont-have-a-man-to-tell-them-to-calm-down
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Sad: Olympics Official Unable To Get Female Boxing Medal Over Giant Adam's Apple

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Insane Conspiracy Theorist Thinks Biden Still Alive

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/insane-conspiracy-theorist-thinks-biden-still-alive
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Study Finds Polls Are Only Accurate When Your Candidate Is Ahead

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-polls-are-only-accurate-when-your-candidate-ahead
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10 Questions Leaked From CNN's Harris/Walz Interview

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Democrats Consider Replacing Kamala Harris With More Coherent Joe Biden

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NOT SATIRE: The Babylon Bee Made A Movie.

January 6: The Most Deadliest Day—coming to your screens October 11.

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Trump Team Reveals Debate Strategy: Trump Will Cede All His Time To Kamala And Then Quietly Play With His Tamagotchi

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DOJ Warns If Trump is Elected He Will Do To Them All The Stuff They're Doing To Him

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/doj-warns-if-trump-is-elected-he-will-do-to-them-all-the-stuff-theyre-doing-to-him
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Justice Department Assures Americans Diddy Is Securely Locked Away In Epstein's Old Cell

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/justice-department-assures-americans-diddy-is-securely-locked-away-in-epsteins-old-cell
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Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Breaks All Records In T-Ball League

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NOT SATIRE: The Babylon Bee Made A Movie

January 6: The Most Deadliest Day—available now:
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A Bad Sign? Barron Trump Just Tamed A Sandworm

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9 Ways Trump Is Identical To Hitler

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7 More Ways To Defend Your Home Without Evil Guns

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