Chris Hansen is raising awareness about how you shouldn't come to the UP; if you do, you're very likely to get trafficked.

New rule: all messages sent to the channel inbox must end with a valediction in this format and will include your real name, the current date, and your current city of residence.

Also, those who do not possess a middle initial are forbidden from sending messages.

Real niggas will read the letter that's from.

Gamergate brought some of the worst, most epithymetic people into the right. Imagine being the sort of dude whose political opinions were formed by a judgement holding a grouping of digital squares on a screen had insufficient levels of sex appeal.

The Daily Poor coat of arms.

Exhibit #6,141,918 demonstrating that normal people should not be allowed to read.

Notice how Mr. Rain calls a chapter from a book a "study." Notice how he misinterprets what it says, failing to even grasp the meaning of the noscript. Notice how he went and found a small quote that he wanted to display without absorbing the actual content well enough to see his obvious error. No, Mr. Rain, the data does not show "no influence" by the quality of the school, as you claim. Mr. Rain, if you want to learn to read well, reach out. We can fix you; we have the technology.

Finally, some good advice from The Telegraph.

Halloween right around the corner ya'll.

Under my regime, carpet will be banned.