To turn oneself into a bombshell instead of an uncanny valley AI character
https://redd.it/1ptanq6
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To bury the 60 Minutes story about CECOT
https://redd.it/1ptesg7
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To convict the biggest-balled tow truck driver in Los Angeles
https://redd.it/1pte5sk
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To not have the world see these files
https://redd.it/1ptwpam
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To not get exposed by your pedophile bestie
https://redd.it/1ptw2yd
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To get a good Ric Flair cameo vid
https://redd.it/1ptx9kc
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to use christianity to say youre a changed man
https://redd.it/1pu06fp
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To teach psychology not coddle religious psychosis.
https://redd.it/1ptvo0s
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To tell the truth..
https://redd.it/1pu3x0d
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to think team TPUSA would boost your career
https://redd.it/1pue5yp
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to make the Epstein Files disappear
https://redd.it/1pu8xet
@ThereWasAnAttempt

by MAGA to do maths again, Lutnick edition
https://redd.it/1puf95l
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To hide his crimes.

https://redd.it/1pug9q6
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to defend the first amendment
https://redd.it/1punkkl
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To hide information in the Epstein Files
https://redd.it/1pun34i
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To celebrate Christmas as Palestinian Christians
https://redd.it/1purb3m
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