"eat my dick"

WOW government funded goods? i wonder how cheaper-

dang

On behalf on all of us, we send our deepest condolences to the citizens of Beirut who have been struck by today’s explosion. We pray for the friends and families of those who are affected by today’s tragedy, and hope the scars of Beirut and all of Lebanon can heal soon.

them phalangists know

when you tweet that lebanese are not pheonicians

when your mom says that there is no excuse of you shitting your pants while playing video games just because its unpausable

5 year old me when my mom doesn't let me eat chocolate before lunch