This made me laugh right out loud. Seriously, I think lots of people’s therapists know about me. I can name two for sure just for starters

Tools for bizarro world 👇🏻

Virginia! Consider this.

On the very first day your kids go back to school, instruct your child to tell every adult they come into contact with that they have difficulty breathing, get a headache, and feel light headed and do not want to wear a mask. Have them record video of this interaction, if legal.

If the adult (teacher, staff, administrator) does not allow them to remove the mask, tell your child to tell their teacher that their parent instructed them to contact their parent, YOU, to notify you that they are forcing your child to wear a mask.

As soon as your child notifies you, contact Child Protective Services to report the names of every one of your child’s teachers, administrators, principals, county board members that force hypoxia and asphyxiation on your child by mandating a mask against their will. Here is the Fairfax County, VA CPS link https://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/contact/Mobile/ProgramDetail.aspx?agId=6025

Additionally, contact your local Sherriff and file a criminal complaint under the following statutes when a school official, business or any employer mandate a mask or a vaccine against your/their will. If the local sherriff will not act, contact an adjacent county sherriff until one does. Link to Fairfax County
https://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/sheriff/

List of State Crimes Committed when A person/business mandates a mask or a Vaccine against one’s will:

§18.2-51.2. Aggravated malicious wounding;

§ 18.2-51.6. Strangulation of another;

§ 18.2-54.1. Attempts to poison.

§ 18.2-57 Assault and battery;

Last week, it was reported that John Durham, the special counsel investigating the FBI, is currently presenting evidence to a grand jury—which might very well mean that more criminal referrals are on the way.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/facts-matter-aug-17-evidence-presented-to-grand-jury-in-durhams-russia-probe-report-shows_3953400.html

I know many are suspicious of McAfee. I am too. HOWEVER, I live in the 🕵️‍♂️ vs. 🕵️‍♂️ world.
He’s perfect.

I’m sorry. Everything is just too damn funny today. 🤣

While Biden is in hiding, his press secretary is on vacation, and the Afghan army is no more... the Taliban are celebrating with bumper cars.
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The Taliban is terrified.

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More from Ezra Cohen Watnick today.

I’m hearing VERY good things about the financial piece today. Smile people. Smile really big. 😁

My friend's son has now died. So heartbreaking 😢😢😢

So… things like this👆and this👇🏻are happening at the same time. Now try to tell me we aren’t living in two parallel timelines.