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Who do you think will win the Election? (Not necessarily who you will vote for. 😎 Keep it chill, mkay?)
Anonymous Poll
18%
Trump
39%
Biden
22%
A write-in candidate not listed
6%
Chuck Norris
4%
Oprah Winfrey
6%
Kanye West
0%
Katy Perry
4%
Dwayne Johnson
2%
Ron Perlman
0%
Chris Rock
What function is so constructed as to have its rate of instantaneous change in the ordinate for any abscissa be equal to the value of the ordinate of the function at said point?
Anonymous Quiz
9%
What?
1%
What?
4%
What?
7%
Say what again, I dare you!
45%
df/dx=fx => fx = e^(x+c) with c in R
8%
WHAT?
26%
English motherfucker do you speak it!?
Forwarded from Scarlett (Mom)
Which person do you think gets the most callbacks on their resume?
Anonymous Poll
61%
Michael Harrison
11%
Michelle Harrison
2%
Mi'kel Harrison
5%
Mi'kalqua Harrison
5%
Mario Enríquez
0%
Maria Enríquez
5%
Harada Michizane
7%
Harada Mitsuyo
0%
Hoang Minh
5%
Hoang Mai
What do you call geometric figures playing reeded brass instruments?
Anonymous Poll
29%
British
35%
English
55%
Hymenoptera
What's your favorite Thanksgiving side?
Anonymous Poll
25%
Mashed Potatoes
8%
Green Bean Casserole
6%
Biscuits or Rolls
0%
Corn
6%
Cornbread
17%
Stuffing
13%
Sweet Potatoes
13%
Mac and Cheese
8%
Deviled Eggs
4%
Gravy or Cranberry Sauce
Forwarded from Scarlett (Mom)
How many vertical lines SHOULD go through the dollar sign?
Anonymous Poll
8%
None
6%
Just little nubs at the top and bottom
31%
One
50%
Two
6%
Three or more
ἄριστος διογένης ὁ κυνικός;
Anonymous Poll
22%
ἀπὸ τοῦ ἡλίου μετάστηθι
14%
οὗτός ἐστιν ὁ πλάτωνος ἄνθρωπος
30%
οἱ μὲν ἄλλοι κύνες τοὺς ἐχθροὺς δάκνουσιν ἐγὼ δὲ τοὺς φίλους ἵνα σώσω
35%
ἄνθροπον ζητῶ
Forwarded from Cal Alæra (they/them)
What plot twist will happen at the end of 2020?
Final Results
8%
Murder Hornets 2: This Time It's Personal.
6%
Madagascar reopens its seaport for the first time since Pandemic 2.
7%
It turns out iPhones haven't actually been selling your private data to the Russian mafia.
22%
You wake up. 2020 was a dream we all shared, and collectively we agree never to speak of it again.
14%
The Earth turns out to literally be flat. Flat Earthers become unbearably smug and are lynched.
44%
The Prince of Nigeria apologises for the delay and distributes millions of dollars as promised.
Select all Good Fandoms
Anonymous Poll
88%
Furry
31%
Anime-Manga
52%
Tabletop Gaming
33%
Vidya
21%
K-Pop
33%
Juggalos
31%
Hydrohomies
12%
Milspec
24%
Western Comics
26%
Homosuck
On which day is it acceptable to begin playing Xmas music?
Anonymous Poll
39%
Saturday 19th (the weekend before Xmas)
4%
Monday 21st (the start of Xmas week)
2%
Wednesday 23rd (Xmas Adam)
4%
Thursday 24th (Xmas Eve)
2%
Friday 25th (Xmas Day)
37%
Xmas music is never acceptable
12%
The middle of August (I work in a shop which celebrates the Primary Gifting Period)
When should Christmas music stop?
Anonymous Poll
16%
Dec 24 (Christmas Eve)
16%
Dec 25 (Christmas Day)
40%
Dec 26 (Boxing Day)
9%
Dec 31 (New Years Eve)
7%
Jan 1 (New Years Day)
13%
Jan 6 (Last Day of Christmastide/Epiphany)