Forwarded from Scarlett (Mom)
How many vertical lines SHOULD go through the dollar sign?
Anonymous Poll
8%
None
6%
Just little nubs at the top and bottom
31%
One
50%
Two
6%
Three or more
ἄριστος διογένης ὁ κυνικός;
Anonymous Poll
22%
ἀπὸ τοῦ ἡλίου μετάστηθι
14%
οὗτός ἐστιν ὁ πλάτωνος ἄνθρωπος
30%
οἱ μὲν ἄλλοι κύνες τοὺς ἐχθροὺς δάκνουσιν ἐγὼ δὲ τοὺς φίλους ἵνα σώσω
35%
ἄνθροπον ζητῶ
Forwarded from Cal Alæra (they/them)
What plot twist will happen at the end of 2020?
Final Results
8%
Murder Hornets 2: This Time It's Personal.
6%
Madagascar reopens its seaport for the first time since Pandemic 2.
7%
It turns out iPhones haven't actually been selling your private data to the Russian mafia.
22%
You wake up. 2020 was a dream we all shared, and collectively we agree never to speak of it again.
14%
The Earth turns out to literally be flat. Flat Earthers become unbearably smug and are lynched.
44%
The Prince of Nigeria apologises for the delay and distributes millions of dollars as promised.
Select all Good Fandoms
Anonymous Poll
88%
Furry
31%
Anime-Manga
52%
Tabletop Gaming
33%
Vidya
21%
K-Pop
33%
Juggalos
31%
Hydrohomies
12%
Milspec
24%
Western Comics
26%
Homosuck
On which day is it acceptable to begin playing Xmas music?
Anonymous Poll
39%
Saturday 19th (the weekend before Xmas)
4%
Monday 21st (the start of Xmas week)
2%
Wednesday 23rd (Xmas Adam)
4%
Thursday 24th (Xmas Eve)
2%
Friday 25th (Xmas Day)
37%
Xmas music is never acceptable
12%
The middle of August (I work in a shop which celebrates the Primary Gifting Period)
When should Christmas music stop?
Anonymous Poll
16%
Dec 24 (Christmas Eve)
16%
Dec 25 (Christmas Day)
40%
Dec 26 (Boxing Day)
9%
Dec 31 (New Years Eve)
7%
Jan 1 (New Years Day)
13%
Jan 6 (Last Day of Christmastide/Epiphany)
How do you feel about marmite?
Anonymous Poll
18%
I love it!
12%
I hate it!
70%
I reject the false dichotomy. It's decidedly average, and I'm not afraid to say it.
Do you actually like poutine?
Anonymous Poll
44%
Yes, of course I do!
2%
No, of course I don't!
54%
I have never had the pleasure/misfortune of trying poutine/having poutine inflicted upon me.
How would you rate your knowledge of Aussie slang?
Anonymous Poll
20%
Bonzer
13%
Ripper
13%
Right
39%
Crikey
15%
Strewth
Is it ever permissible to start a sentence with "Well, actually…"?
Anonymous Poll
23%
Yes
13%
No
63%
Well, actually…
It's Friday! What are your plans for the weekend?
Anonymous Poll
55%
Staying home
2%
Going out
43%
What the heck are you talking about? It's bloody Monday.
What is the best colour of clothing?
Anonymous Poll
52%
Black
7%
Red
7%
Orange
7%
Yellow
7%
Green
20%
Blue
22%
Purple
13%
White
54%
Whatever's on the top of the pile, clean, and more-or-less fits me
Pick all the good stations on the East Coast Main Line. (semi-final, north division)
Final Results
9%
Edinburgh Waverley
18%
Dunbar
36%
Berwick-upon-Tweed
9%
Morpeth
55%
Newcastle upon Tyne
27%
Chester-le-Street
18%
Durham
9%
Darlington
9%
Northallerton