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random polls that gather useless statistics of random folks 🤷

anything from covid/corona to werewolves to made up things
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Useless Statistics
Did you have special Xmas food this year?
Anonymous Poll
60%
Yes
23%
No
18%
I am Santa Claus, I eat roast turkey with all the trimmings every day
40 voters107 viewsCal Alæra (they/them), 
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Colorless Green Ideas Sleep Furiously?
Anonymous Poll
29%
Colorless
20%
Green
6%
Ideas
34%
Sleep
11%
Furiously
35 voters113 viewsPeri K, 
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Best Twitter?
Anonymous Poll
8%
Karen Twitter
16%
Black Twitter
19%
Scottish Twitter
0%
Russian Twitter
30%
Furry Twitter
0%
Korean Twitter
3%
Weibo
8%
Government Agency Twitter
3%
Natsec Twitter
14%
Dril
37 voters119 viewsIrbis Greif, 
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Best name for a bus
Anonymous Poll
31%
Venga
3%
Ted
11%
Mystery Machine 2
42%
Bussy McBusface
14%
Busford Q. Busserton, esq.
36 voters117 viewsCal Alæra (they/them), 
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Forwarded from Buky
Which would make the world better?
Anonymous Poll
58%
Government issued bunny toys
42%
Bunny rights
114 voters103 viewsIrbis, 
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How intelligent are you?
Anonymous Poll
39%
Above average
40%
Roughly average
21%
Below average
92 voters252 viewsCal Alæra (they/them), 
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If a teacher/professor/lecturer is late, when do you leave the classroom?
Anonymous Poll
9%
5 minute rule
4%
10 minute rule
36%
15 minute rule
9%
20 minute rule
43%
Are you kidding? I paid to be here, I'm not leaving until I learn something.
56 voters132 viewsCal Alæra (they/them), 
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Best lyric
Anonymous Poll
14%
La la
24%
Na na
30%
Hey hey
32%
Doot do
37 voters93 viewsCal Alæra (they/them), 
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Forwarded from Scarlett (Mom)
What’s the best smell
Anonymous Poll
31%
When you first walk into a subway restaurant and get a whiff of all the fresh ingredients
15%
The Home Depot smell
26%
Freshly baked pizza
8%
Dorito breath
15%
Diesel fuel
5%
Tires/Rubber
39 voters81 viewsScarlett Fomcks, 
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Does superman fly?
Anonymous Poll
35%
Yes, he flies
4%
No, he floats
6%
No, he glides
12%
No, he falls with style
6%
No, he levitates
16%
No, he stays in the same place and the world moves around him
0%
No, we walks on air
22%
No, he does some weird sci fi stuff that "flying" does not describe
51 voters112 viewsPeri K, 
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Can you curl the sides of your tongue upwards to form a 'U' shape?
Anonymous Poll
77%
Yes
23%
No
101 voters242 viewsCal Alæra (they/them), 
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Forwarded from Deleted Account
What is the best Sovcit nonsense?
Anonymous Poll
19%
this idea hyphen suggestion on how to write hyphen speak hyphen talk in court period
9%
12:00 Noon Alaska Christian Time
15%
I am an individual who is the agnet and settler. I am not the person.
20%
Please, please pray for me. Donald Trump, hear me. Please help me Donald Trump.
22%
I am not a 14th ammendment citizen, I am a natural freeman on the land.
7%
I'm a Moorish national. You can't do this, I'm a moor!
9%
I do not create joinder.
21%
Under the UCC, I have not contracted with this court's jurisdiction.
27%
There is gold fringe on the flag; this is an admiralty court operating under color of maritime law.
41%
*signs document in their own blood*
107 voters687 viewsIrbis, 
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Furries?
Anonymous Poll
51%
OwO
41%
UwU
7%
>.<
41 voters81 viewsCal Alæra (they/them), 
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Hello
Anonymous Poll
11%
again, hello, just called...
5%
Dolly. Well hello, Dolly...
5%
Motha; Hello Fatha. Here I am at...
21%
my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my ragtime gal...
42%
darkness, my old friend...
11%
It's me. I was wondering...
5%
I don't know why you say goodbye. I say...
38 voters104 viewsIrbis, 
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Which are you most excited for?
Anonymous Poll
54%
May 2021 heaven stairway incident
25%
August 2021 Aurora woods incident
21%
June 2024 Silent house incident
28 voters80 viewsScarlett Fomcks, 
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Are Ritz crackers GOOD?
Anonymous Poll
41%
Hell yeah
31%
They're okay
14%
I have no strong opinions
8%
Kind of meh
6%
They're terrible
51 voters96 viewsPeri K, 
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Design A Dragon!
Anonymous Poll
56%
Front legs
59%
Back legs
35%
Bat wings
19%
Bird wings
31%
Furry Body
37%
Scaly Body
13%
Straight horns
35%
Curly horns
30%
Antlers
39%
Noodles
54 voters119 viewsPeri K, 
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What is today, to you?
Anonymous Poll
11%
Saint Valentine's Day
24%
Valentines Day
3%
V-Day
16%
Sunday
47%
In 2021, time has no meaning
38 voters75 viewsCal Alæra (they/them), 
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Best avant-garde music technique?
Anonymous Poll
33%
The Bohlen-Pierce Scales (ex: http://ziaspace.com/ZIA/mp3s/StickMen.mp3)
7%
Microtonality (ex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVZy9GUeMqY)
27%
12-Tone Rows and Atonality (ex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEY9lmCZbIc)
27%
Polyrhythms (ex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOrBaLMBxJw)
7%
Quartal Harmony (ex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mukiMaOSLEs)
15 voters96 viewsIrbis, 
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Can we make this poll look like a capital E?
Anonymous Poll
29%
.
12%
.
23%
.
10%
.
27%
.
52 voters115 viewsCal Alæra (they/them), 
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Are you watching the livestream right now?
Anonymous Poll
11%
Yes
26%
No
63%
What?
35 voters85 viewsCal Alæra (they/them),