Which of the following elements of Internet culture are you familiar with?
Anonymous Poll
89%
The (blue and white|black and gold) dress
53%
Yanny/Laurel
68%
Distracted boyfriend
79%
All your base are belong to us
74%
Numa Numa
40%
Nope! Chuck Testa!
4%
The Mist Challenge
91%
Rickrolling
85%
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Final Results
74%
Yes
26%
No
** AI GENERATED POLL **
Which of the following options would you say is preferable?
Which of the following options would you say is preferable?
Anonymous Poll
14%
2. Do something else?
10%
3. Would this be better than saying NO?
16%
3. Any thoughts regarding how this can help you move forward?
8%
4. Saying NO.
10%
4. Saying NO.
42%
5. Saying yes then saying NO.
What are notifications set to on the device you use most often? (select the lowest that applies)
Anonymous Poll
26%
They're turned on.
10%
…but I turn them off for apps I don't use.
48%
…I also took a deep dive into the settings, so I only get the notifications I actually want.
2%
…I also installed an app to block notifications that I couldn't turn off another way.
5%
I have them turned off for everything except SMS and/or voice calls.
10%
I have turned them off completely, including for voice calls.
** AI GENERATED POLL **
Which of the following options would you say would you say would you say would? Choose one of the following:
Which of the following options would you say would you say would you say would? Choose one of the following:
Anonymous Poll
20%
Option 1 (Titan)
7%
Option 2 (Raptor)
15%
Option 3 (Wasteland)
12%
Option 4 (Blackwater, X-Wing, or X-Wing?)
7%
Option 5 (The New Frontier Trilogy/Infinity War)
20%
Option 1 (Zoe)
15%
Option 2 (Raptor/X-Wing)
2%
Loki/Blackwater
2%
Loki/Adam
Best brand of Root Beer based on taste?
Anonymous Poll
12%
1919
32%
A&W
20%
Barq’s
0%
Bundaberg
15%
Dads old fashion
12%
IBC
7%
Mug
2%
Sprecher
How do you pronounce DVD?
Anonymous Poll
10%
Doovd
8%
Doovduh
6%
Doovdé
76%
(another way not listed)
** AI GENERATED POLL **
Which of the following pairings will prevent a bug in your app that allows users to install malicious software from within a file that includes infected files that contain malware?
Which of the following pairings will prevent a bug in your app that allows users to install malicious software from within a file that includes infected files that contain malware?
Anonymous Poll
22%
1. The download of malicious software from the Internet to your computer.
20%
2. The installation of malicious software.
7%
3. The execution of malicious software in your system.
22%
4. What is the download rate of malicious software in your system?
29%
5. Downloading it over a number of different internet services.
Useless Statistics
What is best in life?
What is best in life? (updated)
Anonymous Poll
37%
To crush your enemies.
18%
To see them driven before you.
45%
To hear the lamentation of their women.
Useless Statistics
What is best in life?
What is best in life? (warrior edition)
Anonymous Poll
23%
The open steppe.
7%
A fleet horse.
32%
Falcons at your wrist.
38%
The wind in your hair.
** AI GENERATED POLL **
Which do you find more attractive: a clean bedroom or a nice view of the river?
Which do you find more attractive: a clean bedroom or a nice view of the river?
Anonymous Poll
28%
Mostly yes
9%
Sometimes yes
5%
Uncertain
12%
It varies
15%
It varies
10%
It varies
10%
Uncertain
10%
It varies
Forwarded from The furry senate (Chase 𓂺 Husky)
You promise an onlooker you won’t bite them, convincing them to reach into your enclosure.
Anonymous Poll
63%
Bite them
37%
Don’t bite them
What's your new star sign?
Anonymous Poll
30%
Honkberus (Goose Cerberus)
32%
A Leaf
38%
Crazy Frog but the BPM increases every time he says "bing"
What was your engagement with the furry fandom like pre-pandemic versus now?
Anonymous Poll
22%
More engaged pre-pandemic
21%
Less engaged pre-pandemic
47%
Equally engaged
0%
I became a furry during the pandemic
1%
I ceased being a furry during the pandemic
7%
I was never a furry
1%
What is a furry?
Do you find yourself mentally splitting sentences into multiple groups of words?
Anonymous Poll
15%
Yes, I do find / I split sentences up / into groups of four.
2%
Yes, sometimes I find myself / splitting sentences up into perfect / groups of exactly five words.
26%
I split sentences some other way, such as by syllables.
57%
What? That's silly, of course not.
** AI GENERATED POLL **
Which is the most obvious name?
Which is the most obvious name?
Anonymous Poll
32%
'Beth', which is the epithet of "sexism"
6%
A female of Asian ethnicity
30%
3. Are they just plain weird?
17%
Yes
15%
No