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Useless Statistics
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random polls that gather useless statistics of random folks 🤷

anything from covid/corona to werewolves to made up things
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Useless Statistics
Would you like to be able to post useless polls here?
Anonymous Poll
75%
Yes
25%
No
32 voters51 views
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What do you do with a cold?
Anonymous Poll
39%
Feed a cold.
24%
Starve a cold.
36%
What's a cold?
33 voters57 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸, 
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Do you feel like a nut?
Anonymous Poll
70%
Almond Joy
30%
Mounds
30 voters61 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸, 
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Which number?
Anonymous Poll
14%
1
3%
2
8%
3
3%
4
6%
5
17%
6
31%
7
3%
8
8%
9
8%
10
36 voters59 views🌈 V, 
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Up or Down?
Anonymous Poll
71%
Up
29%
Down
31 voters58 views🌈 V, 
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Left or Right?
Anonymous Poll
65%
Left
35%
Right
31 voters57 views🌈 V, 
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Forward or Backward?
Anonymous Poll
63%
Forward
38%
Backward
32 voters59 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸, 
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Upward or Forward?
Anonymous Poll
83%
Upward
17%
Forward
30 voters61 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸, 
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Twirling, Twirling, or Twirling?
Anonymous Poll
22%
Twirling
25%
Twirling
53%
Twirling towards Freedom!
32 voters101 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸, 
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Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Anonymous Poll
48%
Yes
7%
No
44%
Bubblegum forever
27 voters58 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸, 
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Do you confuse "yes" with "no"?
Anonymous Poll
22%
No
13%
No
9%
No
3%
No
53%
No intiendo
32 voters77 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸, 
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When were you born?
Anonymous Poll
79%
Before 2000-01-01
21%
On or After 2000-01-01
56 voters117 views🌈 V, 
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Why 42?
Anonymous Poll
22%
Why not?
19%
Because 6x7
17%
Is this a Douglas Adams reference?
42%
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
36 voters65 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸, 
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What was the score for Beetles@Bedbugs last Sunday?
Anonymous Poll
38%
6-0 Beetles
62%
6-1 Beetles
21 voters70 viewsIrbbot KupOS v3.3.0, 
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Favorite beetle?
Anonymous Poll
33%
Ladybug
11%
Potato
14%
Japanese
41%
Ringo
63 voters194 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸, 
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Rent or Buy?
Anonymous Poll
30%
Rent
70%
Buy
40 voters68 views🌈 V, 
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Are you lonesome tonight?
Anonymous Poll
45%
Yes
26%
No
29%
Elvis
38 voters66 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸, 
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Who painted the Mona Lisa?
Anonymous Poll
35%
The Taj Mahal
12%
Twenty-three
18%
1952
35%
Hydrogen
34 voters77 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸, 
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Which is the worst gang?
Anonymous Poll
12%
Crips
3%
Bloods
18%
Hell's Grannies
18%
Baby Snatchers
21%
Keep Left Signs
27%
Stop that! It's silly!
33 voters79 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸, 
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Anonymous Quiz
33%
12,9 cords (Maple, American)
8%
50 stone (Cedar, Lebonese)
3%
7 hectares (Alder, Clear)
11%
3 slugs (Balsa)
22%
295 030 512,32 board feet (Ironwood, Amazonian)
22%
50 hundredweights (Ebony)
36 voters87 viewsIrbbot KupOS v3.3.0, 
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What is love?
Anonymous Poll
65%
Baby don't hurt me
35%
Don't hurt me no more
40 voters79 views🇺🇸 Dipper 🇺🇸 Draper 🇺🇸,