Do you like vore?
Anonymous Poll
54%
Yes. OwO
39%
No.
7%
I googled it; I wish I hadn't...
0%
I googled it. I liked it. uwu
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Four chocolates left, what do you take?
Anonymous Poll
33%
The toffee finger
44%
The unwrapped round one, looks like a strawberry delight
16%
The green triangle that has one corner missing
44%
The fun size Mars bar (how did that get in there?)
You would rather be a:
Anonymous Poll
24%
President
11%
Prime Minister/First Minister
30%
Monarch
35%
Monarch In Exile
Facing towards your screen right now, which direction is closest to north?
Anonymous Poll
40%
Ahead ⤴️
15%
⬅️ Left
17%
Right ➡️
15%
Behind you ⤵️
15%
I don't know which way north is
Have you ever used a slide rule?
Anonymous Poll
24%
Yes, in earnest
18%
Yes, but only out of curiosity
2%
No, but I know how to
27%
No, and I don't know how to
29%
I don't know what a slide rule is
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A party's happening at midnight on Wednesday! If you wanted to attend, when would you show up?
Anonymous Poll
53%
Late night Tuesday
8%
At the moment Tuesday becomes Wednesday
3%
The small hours of Wednesday morning
25%
Late night Wednesday
10%
At the moment Wednesday becomes Thursday
3%
The small hours of Thursday morning
What is fundamental to you being you. That is, what creates your personhood?
Anonymous Poll
71%
Your memories and experiences
33%
Your preferences and choices
54%
Your personality and manner
21%
Something intangible (soul, mind, etc)
13%
Your unbroken internal monologue
8%
Your body and its constituents
29%
Your brain
13%
Your legal identity and personhood
46%
Your sense of self
19%
That others recognize you as yourself
In light of that, if you are mind controlled into being a slave and forgetting everything from before it, did you die?
Anonymous Poll
66%
Yes
34%
No
In light of that, could you 'die' and yet nobody would be able to tell due to, say, loss of memory or an intangible soul?
Anonymous Poll
64%
Yes
36%
No
Finally, in light of that, are you the same you from your childhood, or did the child you die at some hard-to-pin-down point?
Anonymous Poll
43%
Yes, I am the same person I was as a child.
57%
No, at some point the child me ceased to exist.
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Did all these questions make you think about life and what makes you you?
Anonymous Poll
66%
Yes
34%
No
How do you do puzzles?
Anonymous Poll
72%
Edges/border pieces first
2%
Left to right/right to left
2%
Top to bottom/bottom to top
24%
Randomly like a psychopath
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What game should it play today? (poll closes 1hr after posting)
Final Results
33%
Pokémon Black&White 2 "Catch 'Em All! Edition"
42%
Euro Truck Simulator 2 b/w Promods
17%
Dragon Age Inquisition
8%
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