Useless Statistics
How do you pronounce "gif"?
How do you pronounce jpg?
Anonymous Poll
80%
JAY-peg
4%
jay-PEG
2%
juh-PUG
4%
JAY-PEE-GEE
10%
a different way
What's the correct name?
Anonymous Poll
12%
The Rock
4%
Dwayne Johnson
45%
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
6%
Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson
33%
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE CORRECT NAME IS
What happens after we die?
Anonymous Poll
35%
Nothing.
31%
Some permanent post-life destination, e.g. Valhalla/Limbo/Milliways.
63%
They clean and sanitise the bed, and admit the next patient.
41%
Polka.
Users of the meme app "IFunny" are planning an "attack" on various transgender online safe spaces on 11 May.
What do you think will actually happen?
What do you think will actually happen?
Final Results
16%
Nothing. They'll lose interest before then.
31%
Maybe one or two people will post something vaguely meme-y and they'll declare it a massive victory.
29%
A handful of people will get themselves banned with little or no fanfare.
24%
An uncoordinated mess that leads to a small mention on niche media.
0%
A coordinated attack that leads to one or more articles in mainstream media.
You become effectively immortal, recovering from any injury no matter how extreme, BUT you must host a time travelling nature show; being thrust randomly into different places in Earth's history and future without any preparation. Do you take this offer?
Anonymous Poll
73%
Yes
27%
No
Where should I put the thing?
Anonymous Poll
41%
On the top
11%
On the side
20%
On the front
28%
Underneath
If money wasn’t an issue, where would you rather live?
Anonymous Poll
18%
A mansion
18%
A townhouse
16%
A luxury apartment
31%
A cabin in the woods
14%
A tiny home
2%
A mobile home
2%
A van home
Dear esteem benificiary,
I am the Crown Prince of Nigeria and I wish to commence the transfer modalities of $45,000,000 million US Dollar to your bank account. Please send me a scan of your picture ID and bank debit card so we can process this transfer.
I am the Crown Prince of Nigeria and I wish to commence the transfer modalities of $45,000,000 million US Dollar to your bank account. Please send me a scan of your picture ID and bank debit card so we can process this transfer.
Anonymous Poll
15%
No, I'm not going to do that. Why would anyone do that?
2%
You're not a prince. You're not even male. Get lost.
58%
Sure, here's my scanned photos. *no attachment*
25%
DELETED!!.
Forwarded from AI-Generated Polls
Which is the cutest fox?
Anonymous Poll
6%
The fox without any tail.
5%
At this moment, it is I!
16%
Me! Me! I'm the cutest!
73%
The all look so sweet and cute, all of them, and I'd love to pet one.
Have you ever lived in a commune?
Anonymous Poll
16%
Yes, I currently live in a commune.
2%
Yes, I have in the past, and I miss it.
5%
Yes, I have in the past, and I'm glad I don't any more.
23%
No, but I would love to move to one later in my life.
41%
No, but I would move to one right now if circumstances allowed.
14%
No, that style of living doesn't interest me at all.
Anonymous Poll
66%
Hot Chocolate Effect
34%
Perky Effect
Anonymous Poll
63%
Bouba/Kiki Effect
37%
Cutaneous Rabbit Effect
Anonymous Poll
46%
Small Firm Effect
54%
Little Parks Effect