How much bumpscosity should this channel have?
Anonymous Poll
19%
0
2%
1
19%
12
2%
50
28%
76
6%
100
23%
1000
Do you believe aliens built old world structures?
Anonymous Poll
15%
Yes
53%
No
32%
It’s possible but not likely
Your score for today's Wordle:
Anonymous Poll
6%
1/6
0%
2/6
4%
3/6
12%
4/6
8%
5/6
0%
6/6
12%
X/6
60%
What is this?
Forwarded from Jasmine Dragoness
Are cheese sticks (with marinara sauce) the same as a standard cheese pizza with marinara sauce?
Anonymous Poll
24%
Yes
50%
No
26%
I'm a butt, so I picked this option.
What is your gender?
Anonymous Poll
24%
Male
11%
Option 2
7%
Woman
2%
Other
44%
Unexpected item in bagging area
12%
Greenland
❤6
🤯6👍1
Out of these conspiracy theories, which one would you say is the most believable?
Anonymous Poll
6%
The earth is flat/hollow
23%
Ancient astronauts/aliens helped people of the ancient world
6%
The elites of the world are shape shifting aliens
13%
The government controls the weather with chemical trails released by planes
12%
The Denver International Airport is the Illuminati headquarters
11%
5G causes cancer
8%
The mood landing was faked
5%
Planet X (Nibiru) will crash into earth
12%
Zombies/Vampires are/were real
5%
Hitler lives on a Nazi moon base
Gender?
Anonymous Poll
15%
Man
15%
Woman
70%
I have no plans to purchase a new or used vehicle in the next six months
❤2
Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Anonymous Poll
9%
No, never.
34%
I have in the past, but not any more.
8%
Yes, I currently have a crush on someone's roleplay character.
17%
Yes, I currently have a crush on a "canon" fictional character.
32%
Yes, I currently have crushes on someone's roleplay character AND on a "canon" character (or more).
👏2
How happy are you with your smile?
Anonymous Poll
13%
Very happy
41%
More happy than unhappy
35%
More unhappy than happy
11%
Very unhappy
So, how long should it take cops - who get huge salaries, tons of equipment, special training, and lots of special legal privleges involving force - to engage an active shooter in an elementary school? The cops should engage as soon as possible...
Anonymous Quiz
50%
...after the shooter shoots their own grandma and drives off.
12%
...after the shooter crashes their truck next to the elementary school.
8%
...after the shooter begins firing on the elementary school.
0%
...twelve minutes after the shooter begins firing at the elementary school but before they enter.
3%
...after the shooter is in the school and has begun to barricade themselves in a classroom.
0%
...after the shooter has begun to murder children.
0%
...after rescuing their own children from the shooter.
2%
...after preventing parents of other children from rescuing their kids.
0%
...after telling children "who need help" to call out so those children get shot too.
26%
...after some other group of cops does it for them.