How many lights do you think are in a level of an average garage?
Anonymous Poll
42%
100
39%
75
42%
50
30%
25
How many lights do you think actually work?
Anonymous Poll
16%
None
18%
10%
11%
20%
16%
50%
39%
Have you even been in a garage with more than 50% working lights? Didn’t think so.
How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?
Anonymous Poll
26%
Who licks lollipops?
26%
Mr. Owl says it’s 3.
13%
I’m more into peanut butter cups.
13%
Ostrich.
22%
642
How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Anonymous Poll
11%
2
2%
3
4%
6
83%
Nobody told me this was going to be a group activity. I’m going home.
Forwarded from @BlueBunnies (🌈 V (she/her) #BLM)
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I prefer to sleep...
Anonymous Poll
21%
In a cold room with a single blanket
5%
In a warm room with a single blanket
3%
On Hoth inside a freshly killed Tauntaun
3%
On Tatooine fully exposed on the dunes
56%
In a cold room snuggled under a pile of blankets
3%
In a warm room snuggle under a pile of blankets
10%
Sleep is for the weak
How many tigers live wild in Africa?
Anonymous Quiz
14%
None
22%
Tony
11%
A population of 300 or so
0%
Eight bajillion
14%
Two did for a few years, but they went back to China
27%
Don’t you mean lions?
0%
Siegfried & Roy
14%
Just Siegfried 💔
What creatures live with you?
Anonymous Poll
59%
Cats
33%
Dogs
6%
Rats
2%
Rabbits
4%
Birds
0%
Horses
14%
Reptiles
4%
Amphibians
2%
Fish
57%
Elder Gods
If you play videos games, what platforms do you play on?
Anonymous Poll
87%
PC
13%
XBOX
13%
PlayStation
33%
Nintendo
28%
Mobile
5%
Other
18%
VIDJA GAMES IS THE DEVIL
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Who do you think will win the Election? (Not necessarily who you will vote for. 😎 Keep it chill, mkay?)
Anonymous Poll
18%
Trump
39%
Biden
22%
A write-in candidate not listed
6%
Chuck Norris
4%
Oprah Winfrey
6%
Kanye West
0%
Katy Perry
4%
Dwayne Johnson
2%
Ron Perlman
0%
Chris Rock
What function is so constructed as to have its rate of instantaneous change in the ordinate for any abscissa be equal to the value of the ordinate of the function at said point?
Anonymous Quiz
9%
What?
1%
What?
4%
What?
7%
Say what again, I dare you!
45%
df/dx=fx => fx = e^(x+c) with c in R
8%
WHAT?
26%
English motherfucker do you speak it!?
Forwarded from Scarlett (Mom)