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JUST IN: Elon Musk says he "paid so much in taxes one year that it broke the IRS computer."

"Too many digits. They had to update the software to get it processed."

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JUST IN: 🇸🇻 El Salvador says they're going "all-in" on Bitcoin and AI in 2026.

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JUST IN: 🇬🇧 UK officially begins crackdown on crypto tax evasion.

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JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran offers to sell advanced weapons systems, ballistic missiles, drones and warships to foreign governments for crypto, FT reports.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 White House says "welcome to the Golden Age."

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says tariffs are an "overwhelming benefit" and key to US national security and prosperity.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senator Cynthia Lummis calls for Congress to pass crypto market structure legislation.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 61% chance Elon Musk becomes the world's first trillionaire this year.

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JUST IN: $100,000,000 worth of crypto shorts liquidated in the past 60 minutes.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Anti-crypto SEC Commissioner Caroline Crenshaw resigns.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US national debt reaches new all-time high of $38.5 trillion.

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JUST IN: XRP flips BNB to become the 3rd largest cryptocurrency in the world by market cap.

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