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The Guardian just archived their Twitter account due to “far-right conspiracy theories and racism”.
But the actual reason is nobody believes them anymore, their posts get 20 likes despite having 10.8 million followers!

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Kash "Kashapp" Patel has been appointed as the FBI Director for the upcoming Trump campaign.

His 1st official statement since becoming director was "A proud Brahmin now heads the "Female Body Inspector" division and all employees must now "show bobs", I will redeem the needful."

An older couple were lying in bed one night


The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.”

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek, and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: Then you use to bite my neck”

Angrily, he threw back the bedclothes and got out of bed.

“Where are you going?” she asked.

“To get my teeth!”

Meanwhile in Russia …

Female cops