🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Kash "Kashapp" Patel has been appointed as the FBI Director for the upcoming Trump campaign.
His 1st official statement since becoming director was "A proud Brahmin now heads the "Female Body Inspector" division and all employees must now "show bobs", I will redeem the needful."
His 1st official statement since becoming director was "A proud Brahmin now heads the "Female Body Inspector" division and all employees must now "show bobs", I will redeem the needful."
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An older couple were lying in bed one night
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.”
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek, and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: Then you use to bite my neck”
Angrily, he threw back the bedclothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To get my teeth!”
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.”
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek, and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: Then you use to bite my neck”
Angrily, he threw back the bedclothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To get my teeth!”
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Matt Gaetz selected to be Attorney General of the US. He does not appreciate them...😎
"One of us, one of us. Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble"
"One of us, one of us. Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble"
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A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3 in the Bahamas.
Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
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Fun short story... back in the day when all the DCS systems weren't windows based it took a lot of effort to make custom stuff. We knew one backtender would be working Saturday night shift on her birthday, so we programmed the system to show "Lordy lordy Charlotte's 40" when the first reel turned up after midnight. Took us like 2 days to do it. We made it only appear once. She was telling everyone the computer had said that but she couldn't make it pop up again so no one believed her. lol. She was such a nice lady.
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Working Men Memes
Always tip your local baristas generously 🤝 💵
100 Pack Kamala Lost LOL 100 Dollar Bills
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Sharing is caring Gentlemen, Tis the season to be generous 💵 🤝
Thanks @OspreyFlight for the question
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Sharing is caring Gentlemen, Tis the season to be generous 💵 🤝
Thanks @OspreyFlight for the question
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Kash "Kashapp" Patel has been appointed as the FBI Director for the upcoming Trump campaign. His 1st official statement since becoming director was "A proud Brahmin now heads the "Female Body Inspector" division and all employees must now…
Kash Patel just requested this to be his official theme song every time he walks into the FBI Headquarters, more news at 7pm
Thanks @Mbtcfg very Brahmin of you 😎
Thanks @Mbtcfg very Brahmin of you 😎
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