My grandad brought down 20 Luftwaffe planes in WW2. Herman Goering said he was the WORST aircraft mechanic he’d ever seen.

A man is shovelling the snow off the drive way. His hands get cold and he goes inside to warm up. His wife says for him to put his hands between her thighs and she squeezes her legs togther to help warm his hands. One thing leads to another..... and a hour later he's out shovelling snow again. His hands get cold, he goes in... wife offers her thighs to warm them up. one thing leads to another.... once again, he's out shovelling the drive way (it's a long driveway). He comes in and asks her to warm his hands. She says "don't your ears ever get cold?"

the new normal

"but what will White people do without sports ball..."

Pov: you're from turkey