We are the purest form of Yakub's children

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They never did apologize for killing Jesus.

A lawyer was on his death bed and he told his wife to put all their money in a satchel in the attic right over his bed. He said he'd grab it on his way to heaven when he died. She did as instructed. A week later after she returned from the funeral, she went in the attic and retrieved the satchel... mumbling to herself "I told the old fool we should put the money in the basement under his bed".

An italian was on his death bed when the smell of lasagne wafted in to the room. All he could think about was how delicious his lovely wife's lasagne would taste. He mustered all of his strength and crawled out of the bed. He crawled down the hall way, inch by inch toward the smell. He was just pulling himself up to the counter beside the pan of lasagne and it wife slapped his hand... she said "that's not for you, that's for the wake tomorrow".

GM! Happy Hump day! Let circle back on this and realign 🔄

WPT

Two Federal judges have just demanded President Trump unfreeze billions in foreign aid.
Their names?
Judge Loren Ali Khan and Judge Amir Ali.
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Of course Mr. Biggles, anything for you 😺🐈

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Really good 30 minute video/short film https://youtu.be/sGWyK7cDo0Y

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