Average male friendship

Car looks pretty straight. Owner straight too.

A different sort of road rage

They were a vicious pair of man-eating polar bears. A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist went to study them against warnings from local fishermen.

Weeks later the fishermen went to look for the scientists after failing to communicate with them!

When they got to the camp site, they saw a huge female polar bear and shot and killed it. When they opened her up they found half digested Russian scientist’s body!!

One of the fisherman wondered aloud “Where’s the other scientist?!”

One of the other guys raises his hand and says “I'll bet you the Check is in the male! “

GM frens, happy Tuesday.
Turtle fren thinks he's a cowboy 🤠🐢

Sometimes it works out this good lol.

From zoomer waffen. I know they blocked on iOS devices.

Polish guys fighting to protect their girlfriend's honor. Otherwise known as Trump and Governor Trudeau in a tariff tifft

You have to tell this to the new guy using a back woods twang accent.

A farmer from West By God Virginia goes to a lawyer and says he wants one of them thar "die-vorces" .

The lawyer asks what his grounds are...

Farmer "Ah gots about 40 acres, most of it good bottom land"

Lawyer rephrases the question.... Sir, Im not sure you understand. I need to know about your case.

Farmer: "I'm aint got no case. I gots a 70hp John Deere"

Lawer: Ok, let me try again.... Tell me about your wife. Is she a nagger?

Farmer: "No she's a little white woman about -this- tall, but she just had a baby that looks like a nagger and that's why I want that die-vorce."