Polish guys fighting to protect their girlfriend's honor. Otherwise known as Trump and Governor Trudeau in a tariff tifft

You have to tell this to the new guy using a back woods twang accent.

A farmer from West By God Virginia goes to a lawyer and says he wants one of them thar "die-vorces" .

The lawyer asks what his grounds are...

Farmer "Ah gots about 40 acres, most of it good bottom land"

Lawyer rephrases the question.... Sir, Im not sure you understand. I need to know about your case.

Farmer: "I'm aint got no case. I gots a 70hp John Deere"

Lawer: Ok, let me try again.... Tell me about your wife. Is she a nagger?

Farmer: "No she's a little white woman about -this- tall, but she just had a baby that looks like a nagger and that's why I want that die-vorce."

I broke into your house to put this on your nightstand with the lockpicking set I bought on Amazon, you're welcome 🫶🏻

The water cost $1.07 but watching you sleep was priceless 🥹😩💦