Kansas

🧘🏽‍♂️ BREAKING BALLS 🧘🏽‍♂️ A woman by the name of "Ms.Golf" blackmailed Buddhist Monks she slept with by threatening to released their noods 🙈

We interviewed the lonely monks on why she would do such a thing, here's what they had to say..

"🧑🏾‍🦲: Bro, I just got tired of seeing my friend's ass and balls all the time..one day, I was handing out pamphlets and met this lady who's into bald celibate dudes. We met up for drinks and one thing led to another, thank Buddha she didn't have a dong this time. I wasn't going to fall for that again"

He then proceeded to tell me that meditation helped him last longer and that we all live and die in the wheel of Samsara until perfect enlightenment, then he offered our team meth ☃️ Overall cool dude 😎

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Atleast it isn't rap.

Popeyes, bullet proof plexiglass, smoking crack

Glad to see @drypie on the jumbotron. The Piss jug money is being put to good use.

What kind of banana is this?