tried to use the force and realized he wasn’t the chosen one

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The most Dutch man in the world

During the 8.8 magnitude earthquake in Russia

Back in the 80's I worked at a warehouse building making computer cables in Atlanta. We had to beat on the back door for someone to let us in. So me and my redneck buddy were beating on teh door and one of the guys came to let us in. He was just fooling around and not opening the door and when he finally did my buddy lunged at him, put one hand over steve's mouth and the other hand behind his head... pulled their two faces together.... my buddy made a big deal about making kissing sounds as he kissed the back of his own hand.... just as everyone else in the shop looked up, he let go of Steve-o.... SteveO was standing there rubbing his lips and that made everyone think they'd really just kissed. Funny shit.

not. gay. at. all. hahahaahha