Don't do this either

🚨 BREAKING NEWS🚨 Our group chat got leaked by Politico bros, super gay of them...

We want to formally apologize for our hateful rhetoric, please see our apology below 👇🏻

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Source? Please accept our apology 🙏🏻😭😞

Nailed it!

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You can borrow him for work tomorrow

Make sure to use the guy accordingly, especially when dealing with OSHA ⛑️ 🦺

Looks like a good place to bring a date

Whisky and cigarettes

How I imagine @eternalfren