Offering monkey a century egg

There's just... so many questions

A couple of guys were jackassing around at the saw mill and one of them fell across a big cross cut blade and got killed. The other guys looked at each other in stunned silence. One of them said "well somebody's gotta go tell his wife". There was a bunch of finger pointing and finally one of the guys said "Fine, I'll go tell her". about 3 hours later he walked back in to the shop with a six pack of moose head under his arm. The guys asked "didn't you go tell his wife he got killed?".... he says yes I did.... and she gave you a 6 pack? Well not exactly. I knocked on the door and asked if she was the widow of Angus. She said she wasn't no widow... So i said "wanna bet some moose head on that?"

Also... in Canada Moosehead is a beer. Just over the border in Maine, it is a crime.

COLUMBIA, S.C. (WIS) - A man is facing charges in Richland County after allegedly entering a local mosque armed with a rifle.

The Richland County Sheriff’s Department said 29-year-old Adam White turned himself in on Thursday and was charged with disturbance of a place of worship, aggravated breach of peace, as well as two counts of pointing and presenting a firearm.

According to the sheriff’s department, White allegedly went into the mosque on Nov. 9 carrying an AR-15 rifle and disturbing worship. RCSD also noted that surveillance video from the mosque showed he talked to some children present and showed them the gun.

Bethany MaGee

Trump: "I am hereby terminating, effectively immediately, the Temporary Protected Status for Somalis in Minnesota.

Send them back to where they came from. It's OVER!"

OMG... New hobby....

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