Imagine struggling with this

A woman has an affair and cheats on her husband after years of a happy marriage.

Realizing her mistake, she begins praying:

“Lord, I know what I did was wrong… but my marriage is the one thing that brings me purpose and joy. Please don’t let my husband find out.”

Suddenly, a voice from above replies,. “Okay, my child. I will spare your marriage — but on one condition: years from now, you will die by drowning.”

She hesitates, then says, “Alright, Lord… if it means he’ll never know, so be it.”

Life goes on. Her business flourishes, her marriage stays strong, and she enjoys years of comfort — all while forgetting her promise… and continuing to cheat many times over.

One day, she books herself a vacation on a cruise ship. A few days into the trip, a loud BOOM shakes the ship, and it begins to sink.

Panicked, she suddenly remembers her deal with God and cries out, “Lord! You’re not going to drown an entire cruise ship full of people because of me… right?”

She hears the familiar voice again: “Are you kidding me? I’ve been working on gathering all you cheaters on this one boat for YEARS!”

Tap out

How can you tell how old an electrician is?

By the number of bucket rings on his ass.