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Forwarded from Good Pupper Fan Club 🐾🌻
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Forwarded from The Deer Blind (Eighty🍁Canadian)
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😬...Hiker (woman) encounters Mama Bear and her cubs.
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Forwarded from Church of Internal Combustion (bob)
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Two priests named John and Samuel, are having lunch together
Says John, "I think somebody in my congregation has stolen my bike. I can't find it anywhere. What do you think I should do?"
Samuel replies, "This Sunday, you have the whole congregation read the ten commandments aloud during your sermon. Hopefully whoever stole it will say 'thou shall not steal', feel guilty, and return your bike."
John agrees. Next week, when the two meet for lunch again, John happily reports having recovered his bike.
"See?" Said Samuel, "I knew that reading the Ten Commandments would do the trick!"
"Yes," John replies, "we got to 'Thou shall not commit adultery', and I remembered where I'd left it."
Says John, "I think somebody in my congregation has stolen my bike. I can't find it anywhere. What do you think I should do?"
Samuel replies, "This Sunday, you have the whole congregation read the ten commandments aloud during your sermon. Hopefully whoever stole it will say 'thou shall not steal', feel guilty, and return your bike."
John agrees. Next week, when the two meet for lunch again, John happily reports having recovered his bike.
"See?" Said Samuel, "I knew that reading the Ten Commandments would do the trick!"
"Yes," John replies, "we got to 'Thou shall not commit adultery', and I remembered where I'd left it."
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A Spanish magician claimed he could vanish on the count of 3.
He counted “Uno, Dos”… then disappeared without a Tres.
He counted “Uno, Dos”… then disappeared without a Tres.
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Forwarded from Working Man Memes (Xico)
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Forwarded from This Old Haus (Keith Redbeard)
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Forwarded from Punished Slutty SSRI Bomb Party
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I don't even mind it was on the floor. I only think about the microplastics
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