Nike: the Greek goddess of victory.

Adidas: the Greek goddess of Da Feet.

Fun story.... Some people built a raft and put in at a local boat landing. They made sure they had lots of beer. So the dumb asses put in during late afternoon and had no motor on the raft. So they are going down stream no matter what. a few miles down river their raft starts breaking apart and it's nearly 11pm.... they swim for some lights they see. They swam ashore at the local paper mill's fresh water inlet station. The rent-a-cop was driving around on patrol and saw 15 people in shorts and flip flops walking around lost on the property... with a beer cooler. They saved the beer!

Gay

Ralphie May on the LGBT community 20 years ago.

Still rings true today. 🔗

Working on farm fence. Wife is getting a wrench for the clamp bolt on hinge. She looks at the wrench in her hand and says “well it’s not 5/8, it’s bigger”. I said well then either 11/16 or 3/4. She says it can’t be 11/16 because it’s “American”. Who knew 11/16 was metric??