Every weekend John played the lottery

Every weekend John played the lottery hoping to win. He never did.

Finally, he prayed vigorously, and hoping for God's message, he walked around the weekend farmers' market.

A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Farmer Maria's stall. She was bending and he saw that she was not wearing panties. He could see 7 written on both her butt cheeks.

He thereafter bet on 77 as he was certain that God had given him a clue.

He lost again. The winning number was 707.

Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life...

Occupy everything, even someone else’s interview

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God, I hate them.

I hope you're all doing well. Godbless 👍🍁

Statue of Cincinnatus, the Roman statesman and namesake of the city, surrendering a fasces as a symbol of returning authority to the people, located in Cincinnati, Ohio.