How’d you like to be paired up with a female officer? Gawd that’s gotta suck. Start watching about 2m in.

https://youtu.be/e17Vnh51aYU

A woman starts a conversation with a man and he's really not interested. So he says to her "hey you remind me of my 3rd wife". She inquires "you've been married three times?".

He starts telling her... "my first wife actually died about a year in to the marriage. She apparently ate some poison mushrooms and passed".

He continues... In an incredible twist of fate my 2nd wife also died of poison mushrooms.

She asks "what happened to your third wife? Did she also die of poison mushrooms?"

He smiled and said "no, she did not die from mushrooms. She died of a concussion"

"Oh my goodness... how did she get hit on the head?"

He said "she wouldn't eat her damn mushrooms".

Wow

Fail

What are the political implications of giving vote tokens per child?

According to this Guardian journalist, 3 little innocent girls getting stabbed to death by a refugee is just "heartbreaking" but furious White men burning a police van is "very very very ugly".

As a wise man once said:

You don’t hate journalists enough
You think you do but you don’t