Forwarded from The Deer Blind (Skittle)
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It's a keeper 💥🎣
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Maple: Daddy, why'd you name me "Maple"?
Dad: Well, dear. When your mother was pregnant with you and we hadn't decided on a name yet, a maple leaf landed on her head.
Maple: And why'd you name my sister "Peach"?
Dad: Well, when your mother was pregnant with her and we hadn't come up with a name yet, a peach fell out of a tree and smacked her in the head.
Maple: Well, that explains why my little brother "1993 Dodge Ram 2500" is a fucking retarded cripple...
Maple: Daddy, why'd you name me "Maple"?
Dad: Well, dear. When your mother was pregnant with you and we hadn't decided on a name yet, a maple leaf landed on her head.
Maple: And why'd you name my sister "Peach"?
Dad: Well, when your mother was pregnant with her and we hadn't come up with a name yet, a peach fell out of a tree and smacked her in the head.
Maple: Well, that explains why my little brother "1993 Dodge Ram 2500" is a fucking retarded cripple...
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I'm tired guys...
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Forwarded from Alt Skull's Charnel House (Alt Skull️)
The first, best thing she can come up with as a reason to keep infinity brown invaders in your nation is some shitty diarrhea food. Amazing argument.
We don't need ANY of these things from third worlders.
@AltSkull48
We don't need ANY of these things from third worlders.
@AltSkull48
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Forwarded from The Deer Blind (Eighty🍁Canadian)
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🫡 To all the dads out there, killin' it
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Forwarded from Skittle's Corner ™️✨ (𝓐 𝓷 𝓷 ラブ)
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Forwarded from 𝐏𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐆𝐚𝐧𝐠 🐶 (『Extreme Ultimate Sfaccimm』)
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Forwarded from Greene
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Forwarded from Sharky’s Basedposting Channel - TG Microceleb (SHARKY)
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