Wow! I can't believe the hysterical screaming didn't help the situation.

Get him on the payroll

Two desperados are on the run, making their way across the desert. It’s been a few days, now, with no civilization in sight. Between the heat, hunger, and dehydration, their minds are starting to play tricks on them.

“Bo. Do you see that?”

“What? I don’t see nothin, Slim.”

“Up there!” he says, excitedly. “It looks like… bacon! In that little scraggly tree!”

“Slim, you’re just imagining things. There’s no such thing as a bacon tree.”

But off he runs, leaving Slim behind. Giddy as a schoolboy, heading for what has to be a mirage.

Before he gets there, a shot rings out.

BANG!

And Slim slumps to the ground. Bo, with no regard for himself, sprints to the side of his fallen friend.

“Bo?”

“I’m here, Slim. Just hold onto me, alright?”

“Bo, listen,” he whispers. “It- it wasn’t a bacon tree, Bo…”

“… it was a ham bush.”

White boy summer

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