Beer=estrogen. Be a man. But a cool drink holder.

RIP Sky King

new chan: @zoomerwaffen009

300 lbs of Tannerite 😎

The waiter fed some sausage to an injured crow. Within five minutes, a few more crows with drooping wings had gathered around the buffet.

Thanks @dannymsn
I'll double down on this.. beer is for the weak.

Fly high Sky King

From chat, thanks @LarryShekels

From chat, thanks @LarryShekels

This should be in the Olympics

The Maschusetts D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on highways recently.

There was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "motorcycle"