Spain welcomes new europeans 🇪🇸

Why can't they swim?

😬...that was dicey

Visual joke for the new guy on your team.

Pretend you've got three dice in your hand. Ask him if he remembers the first time he had sex. Then "show" him the imaginary dice in your hand... blonde, brunette, redhead. Ask him to pick up the blonde one and smell it. Does that remind you of your first time having sex? No, here pick up the brunette die. Does that remind you of your first time having sex? No, pick up the redhead die and smell that one... does that remind you of your first time having sex? No? Ok.... now close your hand around the three imaginary dice and start shaking them like your gunna throw them and ask him again... does this remind you of first time you had sex?

Oh man

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