"Face the thing that should not be" — James Hetfield from «Metallica»
Xiaomi made a fuck up where it seemed impossible — the Linux development environment.
A fellow tech enthusiast, Rachel Podya (@deadrachel), who was the first to unlock the Xiaomi 15T bootloader and fully experience HyperOS 3.0 (EEA version), reported an issue in her personal Telegram channel, stating, that after she enabled the new Linux environment feature in Developer options, installed it via the Terminal app, and used a little bit, it suddenly broke. She tried running the built-in recovery process, and disabling and re-enabling the option (which wipes the environment), but that didn't help. The log that the app produced didn't provide any useful information either.
Also, two months ago, Android Authority made a post, stating, that the Samsung Galaxy Tab S11 and Xiaomi 15T series were the first devices to support the environment because of the latest MediaTek chips, and they're currently the best.
So, the device supports this feature, but, as usual for this company, it works terribly. Period.
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Xiaomi made a fuck up where it seemed impossible — the Linux development environment.
A fellow tech enthusiast, Rachel Podya (@deadrachel), who was the first to unlock the Xiaomi 15T bootloader and fully experience HyperOS 3.0 (EEA version), reported an issue in her personal Telegram channel, stating, that after she enabled the new Linux environment feature in Developer options, installed it via the Terminal app, and used a little bit, it suddenly broke. She tried running the built-in recovery process, and disabling and re-enabling the option (which wipes the environment), but that didn't help. The log that the app produced didn't provide any useful information either.
Also, two months ago, Android Authority made a post, stating, that the Samsung Galaxy Tab S11 and Xiaomi 15T series were the first devices to support the environment because of the latest MediaTek chips, and they're currently the best.
So, the device supports this feature, but, as usual for this company, it works terribly. Period.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup to know more about the famous company of dumb engineers
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Xiaomi breaks another AOSP feature!
In other news, a fork was found in the kitchen.
Continuing the tradition of Android features never working on AOSP, this time it's the live alerts. Like monet support, the setting is just missing entirely and is nowhere to be seen. Any apps leveraging this feature will not be able to use the dynamic island clone (it's most useful use case here is now gone) and the user has to use other workarounds to cope.
Essentially, you get Android 15 OPPO/Vivo Dynamic Island, just on Android 16, putting Xiaomi an year behind the competition, when Android already put out a standardized API for live activities. However, if the EU didn't standardize Type C, the Xiaomi 17 Pro Max would ship with a lightning port instead. So, this falls well within expectations.
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In other news, a fork was found in the kitchen.
Continuing the tradition of Android features never working on AOSP, this time it's the live alerts. Like monet support, the setting is just missing entirely and is nowhere to be seen. Any apps leveraging this feature will not be able to use the dynamic island clone (it's most useful use case here is now gone) and the user has to use other workarounds to cope.
Essentially, you get Android 15 OPPO/Vivo Dynamic Island, just on Android 16, putting Xiaomi an year behind the competition, when Android already put out a standardized API for live activities. However, if the EU didn't standardize Type C, the Xiaomi 17 Pro Max would ship with a lightning port instead. So, this falls well within expectations.
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Xiaomi ❤️❤️
Most stably software offering best batter life and featuring HyperTrash English & Translations
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Most stably software offering best batter life and featuring HyperTrash English & Translations
Follow @Xiaomifuckup to learn HyperTrash English
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132,000 FPS in games ..... Only on Xiaomi HyperOS 3
Even the game developers and computer scientist are researching how Xiaomi is able to achieve this kind of innovation.
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Even the game developers and computer scientist are researching how Xiaomi is able to achieve this kind of innovation.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more fake FPS
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Xiaomi HyperOS so advanced, even the bootloader permission allows to unlock the time itself.
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Follow @XiaomiFuckup to enter 32nd November on Earth
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This is HyperOS 2
the first operating system designed by engineers who have fully accepted chaos.
Did you know, you can put ANYTHING as your shutter button? Even a JPEG of a JPEG of a JPEG.
Xiaomi engineers couldn't design a good one, so they basically said:
"Yeah bro, go ahead. Make your shutter button a cursed meme from 2014."
Make it Patrick Bateman's face.
Make it your own face.
Make it your IRS officer.
We don't care. HyperOS is *your* problem now."
Meanwhile, iPhone users are out here arguing about dynamic island animations while Xiaomi users are tapping Shrek's left nipple to take photos at weddings.
Next update:
Customize the battery icon into anything.
Take a call by tapping Peter Griffin.
Unlock your phone through emotional damage detection.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more lack of design confidence
the first operating system designed by engineers who have fully accepted chaos.
Did you know, you can put ANYTHING as your shutter button? Even a JPEG of a JPEG of a JPEG.
Xiaomi engineers couldn't design a good one, so they basically said:
"Yeah bro, go ahead. Make your shutter button a cursed meme from 2014."
Make it Patrick Bateman's face.
Make it your own face.
Make it your IRS officer.
We don't care. HyperOS is *your* problem now."
Meanwhile, iPhone users are out here arguing about dynamic island animations while Xiaomi users are tapping Shrek's left nipple to take photos at weddings.
Next update:
Customize the battery icon into anything.
Take a call by tapping Peter Griffin.
Unlock your phone through emotional damage detection.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more lack of design confidence
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Xiaomi sets a new benchmark for display uniformity!
Presenting RainbowOLED™ showcasing greys as rainbows to add joy to your life! Buy now to experience the only colorful display among the world of boring calibrated greys!
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Presenting RainbowOLED™ showcasing greys as rainbows to add joy to your life! Buy now to experience the only colorful display among the world of boring calibrated greys!
Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more Xiaomi QC failures.
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YouTube tutorial on how to make a good smartphone look so cheap ass. Learn from Xiaomi
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Follow @Xiaomifuckup for more Pcock rebrands
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Congrats to all Mi Fans! Lei Jun’s signature Mi 11 is pregnant, and the bump is getting bigger every day.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup to share your blessings
Follow @XiaomiFuckup to share your blessings
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Never Forget 2021, The Year Xiaomi Proved Sharp Corners Were Too Cheap, and Paid $300,000 For Rounded Corners.
Follow @Xiaomifuckup to wisely spend your hard-earned money
Follow @Xiaomifuckup to wisely spend your hard-earned money
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Welcome to Vivo Fuckups
If you thought we only cooked Xiaomi, congratulations, you were wrong on a cosmic level.
We hate everything. Brands. Features.
Cameras that sharpen your soul. Ul that lags before your thumb even moves.
Vivo doing goofy tech?
We hate that.
90W charging but overheats in the menu?
We hate that.
200MP camera that renders like underwater Minecraft?
We hate that.
OriginOS UI designed by a man with zero serotonin?
We hate that.
Hate is our cardio.
Salt is our oxygen.
Join the broadcast and witness another day of flagships embarrassing themselves in public.
Channel Link: https://news.1rj.ru/str/VivoFuckup
If you thought we only cooked Xiaomi, congratulations, you were wrong on a cosmic level.
We hate everything. Brands. Features.
Cameras that sharpen your soul. Ul that lags before your thumb even moves.
Vivo doing goofy tech?
We hate that.
90W charging but overheats in the menu?
We hate that.
200MP camera that renders like underwater Minecraft?
We hate that.
OriginOS UI designed by a man with zero serotonin?
We hate that.
Hate is our cardio.
Salt is our oxygen.
Join the broadcast and witness another day of flagships embarrassing themselves in public.
Channel Link: https://news.1rj.ru/str/VivoFuckup
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Where Vivo’s camera crimes, software sins, and hardware tragedies get exposed daily. If your phone cooked itself or turned your face into abstract art, we want it.
Drop your disasters in @VivoFuckupChat.
Drop your disasters in @VivoFuckupChat.
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Xiaomi presents AI De-generation!
You thought AI was only used to generate detail for zoom shots and portraits? Nah. Lei Jun, being the innate innovator he is, can now erase detail from shots instead of inventing it!
*This feature has been rolled out to the Xiaomi 17 series, future models to receive it via OTA.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup for exclusive Xiaomi leaks.
You thought AI was only used to generate detail for zoom shots and portraits? Nah. Lei Jun, being the innate innovator he is, can now erase detail from shots instead of inventing it!
*This feature has been rolled out to the Xiaomi 17 series, future models to receive it via OTA.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup for exclusive Xiaomi leaks.
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Xiaomi animation competitor vs OPPO animation competitor
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