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Xiaomi SU7: Where self-driving means self-destructing
Xiaomi’s autopark feature is so advanced it found a spot where the owner will never have to pay for parking again. The car calculated the lifetime cost of battery replacements and decided to take the "Permanent Off-Grid" option.
As the front bumper kissed the water, the speakers played the Xiaomi ringtone one last time—a siren song for a car that realized its only real purpose was to go viral on TikTok
Xiaomi SU7 car calling to the authorities be like: "Hello, I am under the water".
Follow @Xiaomifuckup for more self destructing tips and tricks for your Xiaomi device
Xiaomi’s autopark feature is so advanced it found a spot where the owner will never have to pay for parking again. The car calculated the lifetime cost of battery replacements and decided to take the "Permanent Off-Grid" option.
As the front bumper kissed the water, the speakers played the Xiaomi ringtone one last time—a siren song for a car that realized its only real purpose was to go viral on TikTok
Xiaomi SU7 car calling to the authorities be like: "Hello, I am under the water".
Follow @Xiaomifuckup for more self destructing tips and tricks for your Xiaomi device
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EXCLUSIVE: Xiaomi Customer Support Script Leaked!
Agent: "Thank you for calling Xiaomi Support, where our hardware is 2026 and our software is... still loading. How can I help you today?"
Customer: "My Flagship Xiaomi 15T Pro home screen keeps crashing every 5 seconds. I can’t even open my apps!"
Agent: "Ah, I see. It’s not a crash, sir/madam. It’s a 'System-Enforced Digital Detox.'
Customer: "It feels like I spent $900 on a brick. Fix it!"
Agent: "I have excellent news! Our engineers have successfully identified the root cause. It turns out the 'Home' button was actually trying to go home... to our headquarters in Beijing. It’s very sentimental software."
Customer: "Okay, so send me an update! Fix it now!"
Agent: "Oh, we can’t do that. That would be too simple. To fix a crashing icon, we must first rewrite the laws of physics and the entire kernel architecture. We call this a 'Deep System Adjustment.' It’s like changing a lightbulb, but first, we have to rebuild the entire house around the bulb."
Customer: "When is the update coming?!"
Agent: "Please mark your calendar for the release of HyperOS 4 Update. It is scheduled to drop in 2026 after Google release Android 17 in June and then it will take another 3 months for HyperOS 4 to release. Maybe 2027 if our engineers find a new wallpaper they like better."
Customer: "I have to wait for 9 MONTHS to use my phone properly?!"
Agent: "Think of it as a long-term relationship. Most brands give you a working phone immediately—that’s boring. Xiaomi gives you a journey. For the next 12 months, your phone is a puzzle. Can you click 'Settings' before the launcher dies?
Customer: (Hangs up)
Agent: (To supervisor) "Another satisfied customer. Put him down as 'Excited for Hyper OS4'."
Follow @Xiaomifuckup to experience the satisfaction after buying a Xiaomi.
Agent: "Thank you for calling Xiaomi Support, where our hardware is 2026 and our software is... still loading. How can I help you today?"
Customer: "My Flagship Xiaomi 15T Pro home screen keeps crashing every 5 seconds. I can’t even open my apps!"
Agent: "Ah, I see. It’s not a crash, sir/madam. It’s a 'System-Enforced Digital Detox.'
Customer: "It feels like I spent $900 on a brick. Fix it!"
Agent: "I have excellent news! Our engineers have successfully identified the root cause. It turns out the 'Home' button was actually trying to go home... to our headquarters in Beijing. It’s very sentimental software."
Customer: "Okay, so send me an update! Fix it now!"
Agent: "Oh, we can’t do that. That would be too simple. To fix a crashing icon, we must first rewrite the laws of physics and the entire kernel architecture. We call this a 'Deep System Adjustment.' It’s like changing a lightbulb, but first, we have to rebuild the entire house around the bulb."
Customer: "When is the update coming?!"
Agent: "Please mark your calendar for the release of HyperOS 4 Update. It is scheduled to drop in 2026 after Google release Android 17 in June and then it will take another 3 months for HyperOS 4 to release. Maybe 2027 if our engineers find a new wallpaper they like better."
Customer: "I have to wait for 9 MONTHS to use my phone properly?!"
Agent: "Think of it as a long-term relationship. Most brands give you a working phone immediately—that’s boring. Xiaomi gives you a journey. For the next 12 months, your phone is a puzzle. Can you click 'Settings' before the launcher dies?
Customer: (Hangs up)
Agent: (To supervisor) "Another satisfied customer. Put him down as 'Excited for Hyper OS4'."
Follow @Xiaomifuckup to experience the satisfaction after buying a Xiaomi.
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why has tg changed so much lmao why do we have ios looks on android
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Mozilla's new CEO is making Firefox an AI Browser
The new CEO of Mozilla, Anthony Enzor-DeMeo has confirmed that over the next three years, Firefox will become an AI Browser. The "AI features" will be optional and can be easily turned off.
Mozilla wants to be the most trusted tech company in the world, for which it is making Firefox an AI Browser. Sounds interesting.
🔗 Mozilla
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The new CEO of Mozilla, Anthony Enzor-DeMeo has confirmed that over the next three years, Firefox will become an AI Browser. The "AI features" will be optional and can be easily turned off.
Firefox will grow from a browser into a broader ecosystem of trusted software. Firefox will remain our anchor. It will evolve into a modern AI browser and support a portfolio of new and trusted software additions.
Mozilla wants to be the most trusted tech company in the world, for which it is making Firefox an AI Browser. Sounds interesting.
🔗 Mozilla
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
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[RUMORED] Apple to implement punch hole on the next iPhone 18 Series
It's been a long time since I posted some news, but we're gonna tackle about this one.
First off, how can they achieve their Face ID sensors? Hide it under the screen? It'll be inaccurate sometimes, you know. Second, do they actually have to do the Ximi way? I mean, I know their dynamic island is ugly sometimes but eh. Lastly, they just introduced the square-based camera, how can they fit that on a punch-hole?
I might be wrong, but they might ditch Face ID temporarily at this point.
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It's been a long time since I posted some news, but we're gonna tackle about this one.
Translation: Some preview information about the iPhone 18 Pro series: as previously mentioned, the screen form factor will change, and a special HIAA punch-hole solution is being tested, which seems to be a smaller design; the main camera is being tested with a variable aperture; the horizontal large deco remains unchanged, the back cover has a transparent design, and the PM uses a steel-cased battery for the first time.
First off, how can they achieve their Face ID sensors? Hide it under the screen? It'll be inaccurate sometimes, you know. Second, do they actually have to do the Ximi way? I mean, I know their dynamic island is ugly sometimes but eh. Lastly, they just introduced the square-based camera, how can they fit that on a punch-hole?
I might be wrong, but they might ditch Face ID temporarily at this point.
👨💻 @agamtechtricks
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Xiaomi is making a facelift of Xiaomi SU7 and plans to drop it in Q2 2026 with upgrades... and a price bump
So, all you guys know that Xiaomi hasn't been doing really great with their cars since this summer.In many terms like sales, hype, innovation, and PRICE.
And they are literally making a facelift that is going to be priced at $33,500. This price may look fine for us but in China, Tesla Model 3 is literally priced at $33,400 and it indeed looks like more innovative compared to Xiaomi SU7.
At least it is probably going to have a bigger battery that also charges faster than the regular SU7 because of the brand new 900V architecture. Who decided to use split 400V/800V thingy really. Anyways, we'll seek for more updates in the near future.
🔗 Autohome China
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
So, all you guys know that Xiaomi hasn't been doing really great with their cars since this summer.In many terms like sales, hype, innovation, and PRICE.
And they are literally making a facelift that is going to be priced at $33,500. This price may look fine for us but in China, Tesla Model 3 is literally priced at $33,400 and it indeed looks like more innovative compared to Xiaomi SU7.
At least it is probably going to have a bigger battery that also charges faster than the regular SU7 because of the brand new 900V architecture. Who decided to use split 400V/800V thingy really. Anyways, we'll seek for more updates in the near future.
🔗 Autohome China
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
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Galen Hunt’s opinion didn't match with Microsoft's plan: No, Windows is NOT getting a rewrite with AI written Rust(?) code
A LinkedIn post by one of the Microsoft's Top Notch Engineers, Galen Hunt caused crazy amount of controversy and outrage after he shared his vision about completely eliminating C and C++ by 2030.
In his LinkedIn post, he wrote that sensational sentence:
Mentioning that Microsoft is planning to rewrite Windows 11's code with AI. Microsoft immediately denied any such plans.
Galen Hunt himself edited his LinkedIn post to add a clarification:
Microsoft's communications executive Frank X. Shaw also confirmed the denial by telling the journalists the company has no plans to rewrite Windows 11 using AI.
🔗 Windows Latest
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A LinkedIn post by one of the Microsoft's Top Notch Engineers, Galen Hunt caused crazy amount of controversy and outrage after he shared his vision about completely eliminating C and C++ by 2030.
In his LinkedIn post, he wrote that sensational sentence:
1 engineer, 1 month, 1 million lines of code.
Mentioning that Microsoft is planning to rewrite Windows 11's code with AI. Microsoft immediately denied any such plans.
Galen Hunt himself edited his LinkedIn post to add a clarification:
Windows is NOT being rewritten in Rust with AI. My team’s project is a research project… We are building tech to make migration from language to language possible… not to set a new strategy for Windows 11+.
Microsoft's communications executive Frank X. Shaw also confirmed the denial by telling the journalists the company has no plans to rewrite Windows 11 using AI.
🔗 Windows Latest
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Xiaomi 17 Ultra is live
Xiaomi 17 Ultra has been finally unveiled in China, alongside the other variant called the Leica edition which has a better design and a mechanical zoom ring on the camera bump.
the 17 Ultra devices come with a triple rear camera sensors with a primary 1-inch 50MP Light Fusion 1050L sensor with support for LOFIC, along side a 200MP telephoto beast, Samsung HPE 1/1.4-inch periscope unit that offers continuous optical zoom, paired with a 50MP ultrawide camera with autofocus.
About the Hardware, 17 Ultra is paired with Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5 SoC with up to 16GB of LPDDR5X RAM and up to 1TB of UFS 4.1 storage, running HyperOS 3.0 out-of-the-box.
Xiaomi has included a 6,800mAh silicon-carbon battery that supports 90W wired and 50W wireless charging, also 22.5W about reverse wired charging.
17 Ultra features a flat 6.9-inch M10 AMOLED LTPO display with up to 120hz of refresh rate, and 2608x1200-pixel resolution and up to 3,500-nit peak brightness.
🔗 GSMArena
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
Xiaomi 17 Ultra has been finally unveiled in China, alongside the other variant called the Leica edition which has a better design and a mechanical zoom ring on the camera bump.
the 17 Ultra devices come with a triple rear camera sensors with a primary 1-inch 50MP Light Fusion 1050L sensor with support for LOFIC, along side a 200MP telephoto beast, Samsung HPE 1/1.4-inch periscope unit that offers continuous optical zoom, paired with a 50MP ultrawide camera with autofocus.
About the Hardware, 17 Ultra is paired with Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5 SoC with up to 16GB of LPDDR5X RAM and up to 1TB of UFS 4.1 storage, running HyperOS 3.0 out-of-the-box.
Xiaomi has included a 6,800mAh silicon-carbon battery that supports 90W wired and 50W wireless charging, also 22.5W about reverse wired charging.
17 Ultra features a flat 6.9-inch M10 AMOLED LTPO display with up to 120hz of refresh rate, and 2608x1200-pixel resolution and up to 3,500-nit peak brightness.
🔗 GSMArena
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
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CachyOS is developing a 'Server' edition
CachyOS developers are now working on a specialized ‘Server’ Edition for NAS, workstations, and server environments. They will provide images that can be easily deployed by the customers.
This edition will have a hardened configuration, optimised packages and pre-tuned settings.
Arch Linux on a server sounds pretty interesting!
🔗 CachyOS
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
CachyOS developers are now working on a specialized ‘Server’ Edition for NAS, workstations, and server environments. They will provide images that can be easily deployed by the customers.
This edition will have a hardened configuration, optimised packages and pre-tuned settings.
Arch Linux on a server sounds pretty interesting!
🔗 CachyOS
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
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Rob Pike, one of the three inventors of Go, goes insane over GenAI
Absolutely based
This mail is not sent by Anthropic, but by a company that has deployed some models and have basically instructed them to do whatever they want to.
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
Absolutely based
This mail is not sent by Anthropic, but by a company that has deployed some models and have basically instructed them to do whatever they want to.
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
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@pic bot can now generate images with Alice AI by Yandex
Type @pic and then select the text in Russian which includes "AI". Enter your prompt and generate the image.
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
Type @pic and then select the text in Russian which includes "AI". Enter your prompt and generate the image.
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
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Hello everyone! As we approach the end of 2025, I have something to share with you all.
First of all, a huge THANK YOU to each and everyone of you who have supported us, shared our posts, commented on them and have given us so much love. You are the reason why this channel still exists and motivates us to post more. Much love ❤️
I, @agam778, would like to thank the whole ATT team: @raphael_alpha, @arteryring1, @itzParsaYC, @archfapper, @CaptainKomaru, @Not_ayan99, @cato_meaow, all our previous admins, and especially: @isaiahscape, @ETRO78, and @realmanofdiamond for their support and dedication
The channel wouldn't be where it is today without any of the team members' help 💝
I'm grateful to my friend @Noob_Yuval as well who has shared our posts on his channel and helped us grow 💓
Hopefully, we'll continue to grow this way and post some absolute bangers in 2026. If any channel admin wants to share a few words, they can do so.
(Interesting top reaction btw)
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
First of all, a huge THANK YOU to each and everyone of you who have supported us, shared our posts, commented on them and have given us so much love. You are the reason why this channel still exists and motivates us to post more. Much love ❤️
I, @agam778, would like to thank the whole ATT team: @raphael_alpha, @arteryring1, @itzParsaYC, @archfapper, @CaptainKomaru, @Not_ayan99, @cato_meaow, all our previous admins, and especially: @isaiahscape, @ETRO78, and @realmanofdiamond for their support and dedication
The channel wouldn't be where it is today without any of the team members' help 💝
I'm grateful to my friend @Noob_Yuval as well who has shared our posts on his channel and helped us grow 💓
Hopefully, we'll continue to grow this way and post some absolute bangers in 2026. If any channel admin wants to share a few words, they can do so.
(Interesting top reaction btw)
🧑💻 @agamtechtricks
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