You know when the distractions fade and it all comes crashing on you again?

AAAAAAAAAA

They’re so married, I can’t with them anymore.

You guys, please, I’m going absolutely insane. This whole thing came straight out of ao3.

Morning everyone, this actually happened last night, it wasn’t a fever dream.

جوری که دیشب همه دیوانه شدیم خیلی بامزه، تویینک یه ویدیوی رندوم از road trip با شوهرش گذاشت یک ملت به جنون رسیدن. قدرتِ گی.

من همیشه به فنای تعصبی جفتشون فکر میکنم که از اون یکی متنفرن و فکر میکنن اینا تو فراری مرگ همو میخواستن و دوستیشون PR بود.
How does it feel to be a clown?

Yes married couples fight, but they make up and the fuck after will be even better.

مرد چیه که استریتش چی باشه

Wait hang on a second- santa isn’t… real?

Whoever said men can't get pregnant didn't try hard enough, and I'm willing to change that.