I sexually Identify as Johny. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of eating lollipops with chiya and lying to papa about eating sugar. People say to me that a person being Johny is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but to that I say, "no papa". I'm having a plastic surgeon shrink me down to the size of a baby, severely elongate my arms and make my head the size of a fucking beach ball. From now on I want you guys to always follow my name with "doo doo doo doo doo doo doo and respect my right to If you can't accept me you're a Johnyphobe and need to check your papa privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.