UH OH 😳 looks 👀 like CUM 💦 STRIKE 🌩 has PUSHED 🫸 a FREAKY 🥵 😳 error 🚫 and caused some SERIOUS ‼️ issues ⚠️ around tech world 🖥 🌎 today 📆 Be careful ⚠️ joining the MILE ✈️ HIGH 🌬 CLUB 👉 👌 as your FREAK 😈 FLIGHT ✈️ might be grounded ⛱ 🚫 and make sure you're 🫵 well stocked 🛒 on POPPERS 💊 💊 as your pharmacy 🧑‍⚕️ computers 🖥 might not 🚫 be able to handle ✊ 🍆 your HUGE 😳 TWINK 🫃 LOADS 💦 💦 today 📆 So give your 🫵 energy ☀️ to your local FURRY 🐶 since they PROBABLY 🤷 work in IT 🖥 and are gonna 👀 have their PAWS 🐾 FULL 💦 💦 today 📆 Send ✉️ this to your 🫵 favorite 🔟 TECH VIRGINS 🤓 🤓 and if you get 0️⃣ back you're 🫵 a real MICROSOFT MORON 🤪 🤤 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you're a MAC 🍎 MASTURBATOR ✊ 🍆 and if you get 🔟 BACK 🍑 you're a CUNNI-LINUX PRO 👅 🍑

NEWS ALERT ‼️‼️ Looks 👀 like HOE 💃 Biden 👨‍🦳 has DROPPED ⬇️ his presidential 🇺🇸 ASS 🍑 out 🚫 of the RACE 🏃‍♀️ today 📆 and the nomination 🗳️ will go to CUMala 💦 Harris 👩 So let's 🤪 give it 🆙  🤤 for the OLDEST 💀 DUSTIEST 🌬️ and FREAKIEST 😈 president 🤵‍♂️ of all time ⏰ JOE BIDEN 🥵 and wish 🥺 🙏 him luck 🍀 in whatever SEXY 🥵 😳 ventures ✈️ he might have 🤷 We all know Jill 👵 is going to RIDE 🤤 🥵 his PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸 PRICK 🍆 until he busts 💦 his last CONGRESSIONAL 🇺🇸 CUMMING 💦 💦 in the White House 🏦 Send ✉️ this to 🔟 SEXY 💁‍♀️ inCUMbents 💦  if you get 0️⃣ back you're a real TRUMP 🤮 TAINT 🍑 LICKER 👅 if you get 5️⃣ you're 🫵 a JILL 💃 BIDEN SQUIRTER 💃 💦 and if you 🫵 get 🔟  you're a real ‼️ JOE BIDEN 🇺🇸 FREAK 😈 🥵