CALLING ALL MY DEDUCTIBLE DADDIES 💸🍆 AND PREMIUM PRINCESSES 💅💦 THE CEO OF UNITED HEALTHCARE JUST EXPIRED 🏙💥 AND WE BOUTTA FILE A CLAIM ON THIS CAMPY COFFIN CUTIE 😵‍💫⚰️✨ SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY COPAY CUTTHROATS 💉🩸 WHO STAY DENYING THE SYSTEM AND WORKIN’ THE GAG ORDER 🫦💼💯 TODAY’S THE DAY WE SNATCH THIS FUNERAL FANTASY 👠☠️ AND SERVE IT WITH A SIDE OF UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE 🇺🇸🍑 NO NETWORK RESTRICTIONS 🚫🖥️, NO PRE-AUTHORIZATION 🛑🔥 SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR NETWORK NANCIES 📠💕 OR SAY BYE-BYE TO THAT POLICY PAYOUT 💸💔 IF YOU GET 5 BACK, YOU’RE A CERTIFIED CLAIMS QUEEN 👑✨ AND IF YOU GET 10 BACK 🔥🔥 WE ALL GETTING THAT SINGLE-PAYER PUSS 🔥💯 #ClaimsDenied #SystemApproved