We're not telling you to beat your woman. Just that she might like a little heavy petting.

"dat b fashit tho!!"

"Yes"

ROE? LOOOOOOOL

What is she worth?

Motherhood is the most important job in the world.

Stop. Drinking. Beer.

Don't do it bros. I know most of us struggle with it, but we have to do our best.

"yUo hAz TWo hONor oUr vETeRanz!!!!“

"No"

What u say boi!?

[materializes behind you]

"Heh, nothin personal, jew"

Peak cuisine