Eat more fat

Makes you think about all these "smart people" with "smart jobs".
They aren't better than you.
They aren't smarter.
They just learned to take tests better than you.

Kill yourself

Millennials when financial collapse

Dishwashers should be worried.

Me at the air museum

Mess with turt. You get hurt.

Hmmmmmm what a puzzle. Can you guys help me figure it out?

Gods. I crave the third hole.

Rtrtrtrtrtrowrtrtrtrtrtrowr

It took half the video to realize they were joking. That's how fucked this world is, it sounds like financial advice you'd actually get.

Ehem.
Fuck niggers.

When you've got a good thing going. Let it roll.