Forwarded from flying fuck, GmbH
just imagine star wars but brazilian:
• laser swords replaced with laser footballs
• anakin, instead of becoming a sith, becomes the us citizen
• r2d2 speaks chilean
• ewoks vs wookies football game
• han solo is a burger chef
• princess lea has a piano-sized butt
• obi-wan kenobi tells stories about him robbing innocent people and banks in his 10s
• death star is literally a humongous american football ball
• literally every character is watching tv series
• laser swords replaced with laser footballs
• anakin, instead of becoming a sith, becomes the us citizen
• r2d2 speaks chilean
• ewoks vs wookies football game
• han solo is a burger chef
• princess lea has a piano-sized butt
• obi-wan kenobi tells stories about him robbing innocent people and banks in his 10s
• death star is literally a humongous american football ball
• literally every character is watching tv series