3168. "Beam Dump"

'We're adding some industrial flypaper to minimize reflection or scattering of customers who might complain.'

3170. "Service Outage"

'Now, if it were the *Canon* wiki, it's possible to imagine someone with a productivity-related reason for consulting it, but no one's job requires them to read that much about Admiral Daala.'

'If you drill at the right angle and time things perfectly, your core sample can include a section of a rival team's coring equipment.'

3172. "Fifteen Years"

'"Want to feel old?" "Yes."'