‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️SO Guess what 😯 that means❓it’s that time ⏰ of year 🗓 to gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 up ⬆️ those dicks 🍆 chicks 🐥 and bicks 🤨 (big dicks) 🍆😫😫😫 On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯♀️👯👯♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨👩👧👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼♀️in the air 🤸🏼♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀! After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! I bet 😏 you’re all 😤😤😤 HORNY-copia 🌽 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get if you get 1️⃣ back 🙄🤬😡 then you 😫😫 have to appropriate Native American culture together 😔🪶🏕 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
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🦃🦃😁HAPPY 👏 SPANKSGIVING👋🦃 BITCHES❤️😍 I’m SO thankful 🥰😁 to have a FILTHY 😱 SLUT 😋 like you 🫵 in my life 🥰❤️ So whether 🤨 you’re a 👀 PROMISCUOUS🤤PILGRIM🧔♂️🎩⛵️ or 🤔 a NAUGHTY😈NATIVE👬🏃♂️➡️🌽 Get ready to SUCK😛 those TURKEY🦃 BREASTS🍈🍉 and LICK👅 those THIGHS🍗🍗 Flick 👌🧐 my green BEAN🫘🫛 and eat 😋 my SWEET😫 POTATO🥔🍠 ASSerole🍑🍑🥵Put your 🫵 MACARONI🍝 in my YAMS 🍠🍠 until it gets CHEESY💦🥵😫😫 Send ➡️ THIS to 🔟 HOES⛏️ your MOST THANKFUL ❤️❤️ for 🙌 Get 0️⃣ back and your EGGS🥚 won’t ❌🙂↔️ get DEVILED👹👹 Get 5️⃣ back and you MAY🧐🤨 get deFLOWERed 🌸😱😏 Get 🔟 back and that TURKEY🦃PUSSY🐱IS GETTING STUFFED🥱🫨 WITH CUM-PKIN 🎃 PIE🥧🍰💦