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На уроке английского занимаются немец, француз и индус. Проходят цвета. Учительница дает задание: придумайте короткий рассказ со словами green, pink, yellow.

Немец: I was walking in a green forest yesterday. I saw beautiful pink flower. And the sun was yellow.

Француз: I'v got a date in a green park. My beautiful lady was in a pink dress. She drank yellow cocktail in a cafe.

Индус: I was sitting at my desk. My phone green, green,green. I'v pink up the phone and said "Yellow!"
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Forwarded from Huesitos y Peñíscola (Иван Бевуч)
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