Great stuff

pepisi

btw water is better than soda

just wanting to see pepsi win because in between the two

pepsi betttew

slEEpy

https://www.justice.gov/storage/report.pdf
Oh fancy
It's the Mueller report

Borger

I'm literally lactose intolerant

Dysphoria more like
Dontphoria

I mean please don't please stop

I'm emotionally entirely dead inside

Confiemed

Big sad may hours

Pls save my soul